I don’t understand it, bruh

I love all these love triangle stories in the publishing world. Does she get the sexy fairy or the incubus? Does she get the vampire or the werewolf? Does she get the ghost or the ghoul? Who should she choose?

And I’m just over here saying, “Okay, so she gets the human, the werewolf, the shapeshifter, the vampire, the witch, every demon she can find and a few more that find her… What’s this choice thing again?”